brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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