Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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