Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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