called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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