I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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