Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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