If i come over, it means nothing
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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