Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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