thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
