There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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