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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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