Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So much Jack, so little girl.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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