I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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