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The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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