Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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