Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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