My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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