You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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