Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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