We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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