I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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