you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
