I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Enjoy the penises
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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