"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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