Nicole vs. Life
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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