yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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