i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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