nut hugger
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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