I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
