I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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