i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
