if you like me you must not know who I am
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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