Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
