Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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