But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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