i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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