There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's official drugs can't kill me
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Randomize
