So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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