yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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