That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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