did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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