Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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