Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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