Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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