brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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