So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Bring me that man meat
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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