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(416): View more from Ontario

She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now

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(231): View more from Michigan

I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

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(847): View more from Illinois

so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

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(979): View more from Texas

I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.

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(607): View more from New York

Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam

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