We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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