He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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