1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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