turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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