Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dear god my vagina.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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