Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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