is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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