its not stalking. its research.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
whose parrot is this?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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