do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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